The dating landscape just became a little more interesting. With cuffing season just around the corner, there’s new bachelors heating up the market, as well as some repeat offenders that just can’t seem to find “the one.”
One of the biggest trending stories surrounds serial entrepreneur Elon Musk, who recently split from the mother of his child. Another one unsettling the dust in the land of singledom is award-winning singer Jason Derulo, paralleling the same storyline as Musk. This list will reveal some of the bachelors currently available, but all potential suitors be warned…we never said that they were “eligible,” nor capable of maintaining longterm relationships…
Elon Musk
Sum It Up: Cool Nerd
Age: 50
Sign: Cancer
Occupation: Founder & CEO of SpaceX and Tesla
Net Worth: Enough to take you to Chipotle…on Mars. Plus, he has his own line of cars.
Relationship History: No one talks about it, but Musk belongs in the category with Nick Cannon, P. Diddy, and Lil Wayne. He married Justine Wilson. Then, married Talulah Riley…twice, and has been linked to Amber Heard and Cameron Diaz. His latest relationship was with Grimes, with whom he had a baby.
Status: A frugal, educated father of several children with history of divorce and the title for one of the richest people in the world. He likes a little cannabis here and there, and is chaotically clever with stocks, social media, and brand marketing. A date with him will likely land you on the moon. Beware, he’s a workaholic.
Sir Lewis Hamilton
Sum It Up: Ambitious Pretty Boy
Age: 36
Sign: Capricorn
Occupation: Formula Driver/Racer
Net Worth: His pockets will get you invited to some exclusive rooms, catered to by the thirstiest of the entertainment scene. In the words of that popular Eddie Murphy movie, “That boy’s good.”
Relationship History: When it comes to relationships, he’s “good and terrible.” He’s been linked to a few, including Nicole Scherzinger, Winnie Harlow, and Nicki Minaj.
Status: The perfectly symmetrical-faced man has never been married and doesn’t have any children. He is impeccable at his job and in 2019 was considered the most successful driver in Britain. Although he seems like a good partner to take home to the parents, Lewis has an edge that has attracted Rihanna, Rita Ora, and Kendall Jenner to his orbit. There’s got to be something we don’t know.
John Boyega
Sum It Up: A Man with a Greater Calling
Age: 29
Sign: Pisces
Occupation: Actor
Net Worth: He’s new money, but his heart is priceless.
Relationship History: Despite appearing to be the perfect match for Black Panther actress Letitia Wright and being linked with fellow Star Wars co-star Kelly Marie Tran, Boyega is still single and moves very cautiously.
Status: He could’ve been Denzel Washington’s son. The London-bred, Nigerian thespian, who doesn’t have children and has never married, is a force to be reckoned with, creating a legacy in the Star Wars films while using his platform to call for social justice and racial equality. One of the pivotal moments in his career was when he defended Black women in a riveting speech he made during the 2020 protests. His time for play may be limited because the actor stays booked and busy.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Sum It Up: High-Value Playboy
Age: 46
Sign: Scorpio
Occupation: Actor & Environmental Activist
Net Worth: He has the type of wealth that draws free stuff to him, so he doesn’t have to pay anyway — a perk of being handsome and wealthy!
Relationship History: “If you’re pretty and you know it” type of dater who has his hands under many slips. Includes Gisele Bündchen, Bar Refaeli, and a rumored Demi Moore, to name a few.
Status: Unlike so many others, DiCaprio gets better with age. He loves his mother so much that he recently purchased her a $7.1 million home — and he cares about the environment. Those dramatic, piercing eyes, chiseled features, and unbelievable acting skills would make any suitor fall in love. What’s even more unbelievable is that he doesn’t have any offspring, nor has he been married. He’s unconventional to say the least.
Aubrey “Drake” Graham
Sum It Up: Romantic That’s Hopeful
Age: 34
Sign: Scorpio
Occupation: Triple Threat Entertainer & Entrepreneur
Net Worth: He has potential to reach billionaire status if he continues to cater to the ladies. Oh, and his dates consist of eating on the field of baseball stadiums. Baller alert!
Relationship History: Can’t count on one hand (or two feet either) and he has no type. He has dated multiple women, and some of them in the same year. Includes links to Rihanna, Jhonni Blaze, Johanna Leia, and from the sound of his songs, several women from Houston, Texas.
Status: If Aubrey had a Graham cookie, we would eat it. The man has come a long way from his days as a Degrassi actor. Although Drake is currently linked to model Johanna Leia, he’s still unmarried and in the dating phase. And from his dating history, it seems he’s searching while also trying to fit in with his airhead rap peers who demonstrate whore-ish ways. With one child under his wing, a grown man beard, and that nice mansion in Canada, Drake is high on the list of bachelors. But, he’s also very picky.
Jimmy Garoppolo
Sum It Up: Under the Radar Type
Age: 29
Sign: Scorpio
Occupation: NFL Quarterback
Net Worth: He has enough to populate the world with at least 25 clones of himself, and still have left over to buy you Van Cleef & Arpels and a two-story, air-conditioned house in the Bay.
Relationship History: Surprisingly, not many ladies are checking for this diamond in the rough and his dating history is very light with links to Kiara Mia and Alexandra King.
Status: The 6’2″ San Francisco 49er has a mean arm, perfect for massages. A pretty private person, Jimmy G brims with charisma and a million dollar smile. Since he had a fling with porn star Kiara Mia, he may be expecting all kinds of tricks and treats. No kids, no neglected wife at home. Just a pure class act barely looking for love.
Jason Derulo
Sum It Up: Male Gigolo
Age: 32
Sign: Virgo
Occupation: Singer & Dancer
Net Worth: He’s a millionaire with muscles, and that’s way more than the bum you’re probably entertaining right now.
Relationship History: Extensive and he has a type. Includes Jordin Sparks, Carmen Ortega, Daphne Joy, and recently Jena Frumes.
Status: Good boy turned bad. Father of one who has never been married and loves to workout — in fact, he met his last bae, Jena, at the gym. Lives the rockstar lifestyle, so it may be hard to cuff him. Has been rumored to cheat, but his voice will seduce you into forgiveness.
Mychal Kendricks
Sum It Up: Risk-Taker
Age: 31 (As of Sept. 28)
Sign: Libra
Occupation: NFL Linebacker
Net Worth: He has a shiny penny in his bag, but for some reason it wasn’t enough for him not to get caught up in an insider trading case in which he risked his freedom. Looks like it’ll be Red Lobster for the dinner date.
Relationship History: Although Rihanna once expressed interest in him, Kendricks hasn’t been linked with anyone — at least, not anyone famous.
Status: He’s an injured man looking for a job right now, but that’s all the more reason that he can use someone to take care of him and nurse him back to health. Hailing from a broken household strained by drug addiction, the former UC, Berkeley student has flipped tragedy to triumph, playing for the likes of the Philadelphia Eagles, Cleveland Browns, and Seattle Seahawks. He’s a private man with no children…and the most perfect lips. Definitely a trophy hubby — flaws and all.
Gerald “G-Eazy” Gillum
Sum It Up: Hard Head Looking for Love In All the Wrong Places
Age: 32
Sign: Gemini
Occupation: Rapper
Net Worth: It’s a look. The rapper is slowly building up the bag, banking on his potential to garner a hip hop fanbase as loyal and supportive as Eminem’s, surpassing many rappers that have been entertaining for years.
Relationship History: Fresh out of a relationship with Ashley Benson, the rap star has been linked to Yasmin Wijnaldum, Ashley Frangipane, and Lana Del Rey. He also once crushed on Megan Thee Stallion.
Status: His recent relationship ended because “he wasn’t committed,” according to former girlfriend Ashley Benson. Apparently, G-Eazy cosigns that sentiment with his latest album, These Things Happen Too, where he says he’s learned from his “mistakes.” Dangerous territory to tread for the potential suitor. Nothing like a newly popular rapper with the world at his hands. Fame goes to the head and then he starts tricking off quality partners for fly-by-night floozies. We bet he is just looking for someone to be down for him no matter what — even when he’s dating multiple people at once.
Safaree Samuels
Sum It Up: Big Head with a Big Ego
Age: 40
Sign: Cancer
Occupation: Rapper & Reality Star
Net Worth: He has a little change (barely cracking the millions) and we’re happy for him, given that most people thought ending the relationship with Nicki Minaj would also dead his bankroll.
Relationship History: He’s been labeled a loose man, but he’s only had two serious relationships, one with Nicki Minaj and the other with Erica Mena. Safaree attempted to establish a “situationship” with DreamDoll, Sophia Body, Zashia Santiago, and Nikki Mudarris.
Status: He came into the world being celebrated on July 4th, and ever since has been destined for the limelight. Only problem is that his character is a little questionable. Safaree showed his entire behind to the world when he separated from longtime girlfriend Nicki Minaj and, after playing the field, married Erica Mena only to leave her to be a single mother — which he is currently in the process of divorcing. He has two children from his marriage of two years. Another thing, Safaree has a thing for material possessions and capping, so it’s only cosmically fair that he gets someone just as money and fame hungry as he is…
Which bachelor is most eligible for a relationship to you?
